Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Somebody chop of my head plz!

OWWWWIIEEE!!! I'm getting a headache. My dad and bro's caught the flu bug...DARN! Raj is gonna keel me if I absent myself cuz he'll say: "Why? Holiday not long enough?" or something along that line... that mean old baldy.

Bimbo Loh's the worst...fancy giving us a test...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I can't concentrate...can't do my homework or study...

Head... is much of the hurrrrttt!! spinning spinning spinning... =(

Kimberly David I looked in the mirror at 4:40:00 PM | and found 0 mole/s on my face.

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Monday, January 30, 2006

Audio - CNY

Been a long time huh?

Kimberly David I looked in the mirror at 11:24:00 PM | and found 0 mole/s on my face.

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Sunday, January 29, 2006

Happenings..

Haha! I guess everyone's pretty high this past few days? Same goes for me. Got high on "absolute peach", this vodka with 40% alcohol...WOOOOHOOOO! Plus shandy and other concoctions of my dad. Too bad we didn't have lychee martinis this time round, dreads! hahahaha. So sinful! Then we collected ang baos. So many packets, so lil money. I've decided to rob some ppl...namely Jo and GG =D. I get 80% share of it. Who wants to be my friend??? HAHAHA! Ok serious now. I'm gonna rob Jo, maybe kidnap her and demand a higher ransom. LOL...nahhh!...

ok so I went to my gramp's house yesterday and today. Dropped by at Jo's hse too cuz she lived a few blocks down. Her parents rock la! And today, to our IMMENSE SURPRISE, Jo's grandma gave me a red packet. That's really rare trust me! I was fed like a pig!! ahahah. And gramp's 'giam chai duck' is the BESTEST in the wirld! Hahahaha!~ So my bro, Reuel and I met up with Jo, and we had a nice little chat and joke session (racism included). It was so funny la! All the jokes! Today on msn, heard some more from ah bay...aiyoo! lol!

Ok that's enough already... oh yea..catch xiao hai bu ben 2. It's quite nice =D

Kimberly David I looked in the mirror at 10:39:00 PM | and found 0 mole/s on my face.

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Monday, January 23, 2006

NOW I REMEMBER!!

I was gonna tell yall 'bout the fight that took place in school just now. It happened after school. I'll try to describe as best as I can in words but it's hard to pen it down since there were mainly actions involved. So here's what happened...

Jo, Evan and I were sitting at one of the canteen tables. I was facing the general office. CHR gal 1 and 2(won't mention names) brought outside friends into the school - Siling friend and a wearing-outside clothes-with-dyed-hair shortee friend. Ok I'll just call them Ah beng and Ah lian for convenience.

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Kim (saw Mr Basri, elbow-locking Ah Beng/shortee's neck): *Nudges Jo*

Kim: *thinks to herself what stunt they are performing*

Mr Basri (Administers a slam dung): *HAIYAAAAAH!!* (Ok quite exaggerated here =P)

Kim: *realises after awhile that they are in a struggle* (a little chi[2] dun[4] though)

Kim: MR KOA!!!

Kim and Jo (Dashes to the HOD office to call Mr Koa): Yay interesting, interesting!!

Mr Koa (whips out his light-sabre... Rotan la!!): Whaaa daaa!

Kim: *hums kung-fu tune* hahaha..jk...

Nosy Crowd: *gathers*

Kim and Jo: *buy milo and popcorn* (no la...milo only..kekeke)

Mr Koa: *brings trouble makers outside school and they all disappear*

Nosy crowd: *disperse*

Kim and Jo: *wonders why such a small, skinny shrimp wants to challenge Mr Basri*

Police: *arrive*

Show: *over*
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THE END!

Okthankyou!

Kimberly David I looked in the mirror at 5:12:00 PM | and found 0 mole/s on my face.

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Testimonial craze??? -.-"

It's the 'testimonials FEVER' between Jo, her relatives and myself
*Wanna know more, add us on friendster, which I know yall won't anyway so I'm not gonna bother...hahaha!*
7000 words +++??? Oh my goodness, Jo! I hope your fingers aren't turning purple...

Recently, Jo and I (esp Jo) have picked up some phrases like "tata", "SMASHING!!", "wikid", "so gay", "lol hahaha", "ye...", most of which are her nephew's influences...
I've been entertained by the British, Indian, Chinese, Mexican, African accents and the rather fascinatng BROKEN Singlish...ye.. =PpP Also, I'm into poetry...Here's a LOVELY one I wrote for Jo in Friendster... Ok it's pretty bad but what the heck!

"Jo is my best friend
She'll always lend me a hand
Her mouth can't remain close
I've tolerated for 4 years almost
But she's got the gift of the gap
A blessing in disguise, perhaps?
She can't live without chicken rice
Too bad our school food ain't that nice
She can do funny facial expressions
With her eyes, nose, mouth in distortions
She's also a Naruto fanatic
And keeps in her hp a Tom Felton pic
She blames me for her bad behaviour
I'd "influenced" her in that area
She's sporty and crappy and sometimes uncanny
And I think she LOVES her Granny
On the last note, I'd like to conclude
Jo rocks, you gotta meet her, dude!"

*come on applause...show me some support although it stinks!* =D

Oh, I forgot what I wanted to type after this...

Oh yea! This is not the thing I forgot but Ms Puah came to hunt me down again!! :@

...why did i take up nyaa...why am i so stoopid...why? WhY? WHY????!!! Noooooooooo...

Kimberly David I looked in the mirror at 2:07:00 AM | and found 0 mole/s on my face.

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Sunday, January 22, 2006

My lunatic hamster...

Kimberly David I looked in the mirror at 1:53:00 PM | and found 0 mole/s on my face.

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Friday, January 20, 2006

Lately....

I've been quite busy...everyone's been busy due to the mocks exams and tests. Nothing much except me skipping NYAA rock climbing and hiding away from Ms Puah's evil clutches (jk...=P), me talking a lot during chio bu's classes, Jo and I getting high on voice recordings, immitating chio bu's mannerisms and just being lame in class, Jo and I printing out lyrics and listening to cool songs. Me, looking through courses offered at TP and others, HL staring weirdly at us (so we decided to stare back and laugh for fun just so he felt uneasy..lol...shhh don't tell him), 'Ah Pei' and 'Ah Gong' calling Jo 'Ah Umm' for I don't know what reason.... ahem, me updating friendster, me being held back for about half an hour because dear old Raj wanted to have a chat with me (darn), me wondering whether I should drop Chem (the teachers can be such a pain!)....erm... ye that's it. Ok it's quite a lot actually. =P Anywayz, hope everyone's coping fine and all the best!! ;)

Kimberly David I looked in the mirror at 5:56:00 PM | and found 0 mole/s on my face.

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Thursday, January 12, 2006

As observed by Jo and Kim...

1) She's suffering from depression

2) Her husband divorced her (won't blame him though)

3) She's lost her marbles/mentally unstable or unsound

4) Tried to have kids but couldn't (once again, can't blame the husband)

5) No more money, bankrupt

6) PMS

7) Need more drugs ---> Some of the symptoms include: Messy hair, red eyes, sunken-haggard-look, drowsy, staring into blank space, bad bad sense of dressing (DUDE! yer clothes and shoes so don't match!)

8) Pre-natal blues

9) Her husband had an affair

10)She broke a nail...

Deduction: She's a psycho who vents her anger on others, blames others but herself, thinks we're her puppets and we owe everything to her, and robs the fun, joy and laughter outta us.

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OK FINE! Jo and I were bored during SS. So we started writing crap 'bout bimbo loh... Yea it's CRAP so who cares if it's lame? Haha... BTW, Jo asked me to help her announce that her blog would be dead for quite a while. Yea, that's all folks! ^^

Kimberly David I looked in the mirror at 7:44:00 PM | and found 2 mole/s on my face.

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Monday, January 09, 2006

Music video - simple plan (untitled)

Kimberly David I looked in the mirror at 12:45:00 AM | and found 0 mole/s on my face.

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Sunday, January 01, 2006

Gd bye 2005, welcome 2006!

Woah! It's been so long since I've blogged or even surfed the net! Thanks to a heavy downpour, my modem got busted and starhub had such "efficient" service! So it was no-internet for more than a week.

There are so many things to blog about since before Christmas so I'll just summarise. On Christmas eve, I had Christmas dinner lunch with my family. It was church service and plenty of messaging on Christmas. The next few days were the worst of my holidays (won't go into detail here) until the 30th. I went for a BBQ organised by the badminton team for Mdm Wan. It was meant as a farewell party since Mdm Wan was leaving but in the end, she couldn't make it. I saw my ex-coach and he said I'd put on weight (ok hold it! Is that good or bad?). Anyway, Jo invited me to her church chalet at Aloha Changi yesterday and I was deliberating on whether to go to the chalet to spend the last few moments of year 2005 OR to go shopping with sis and KOREAN friend and have authentic KOREAN food prepared by her friend. So tempting! But in the end, I decided to go to the chalet. The good part, I had LOTS of fun. The bad part, I missed the korean food and the last episode of my korean show! *Almost burst out crying* The best part, my sis got the VCD for that show and many other korean shows. ^______^ So about the chalet, it was really cool. I met Jo and relatives first, and then we set off. Jo's cousins and niece and nephew from Perth came down. They were really friendly and fun to hang around with and they speak SO NICELY!!! Cool accent...woohoo! Shanice (Jo's niece) is 11 and taller than me (fine, go ahead and laugh if that makes you happy). Clinton (the nephew) is 16 and like 1.8? HAHAHA...who's laughing now?? *sticks out tongue* Ok, so we played the amazing race, Jenga, hide and seek catching, cards, captains ball and so on. We had a BBQ. And we watched anime almost the whole night through. Shanice didn't stay overnight but Clinton did. So this morning, Jo's very kind parents fetched us back to have lunch and sent me home. It was 1pm. I could have caught the repeat of the last episode of said Korean show but as my family was in church (and you don't expect my dogs to unlock the gate do you?), not forgetting the wet weather, I couldn't enter or climb over the gate. So, it was 'goodbye and hi again' to Jo, her parents and Clinton. I hopped back into the car and went to Jo's house. We watched performances by Green day (Clinton's CD), and erm...one slightly uncensored show and My Sassy Girl. Then we had dinner afterwhich we continued playing cards and chatting. Clinton and Shanice taught us new card games. Everything about them's cool, down to their dressing, speaking, style, appetite dah dah dah... Hehehe! It's so cool being an immigrant! Out of Singapore of course! Talking about 'immigrant', we were immitating russell peters in the chalet too...LOL!! Ahh aiight. That's 'bout it. G'day mate!

Kimberly David I looked in the mirror at 8:50:00 PM | and found 0 mole/s on my face.

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